To all you celebrating the first night of Chanukah

"Denver Is Stuck In The 90s" (denver80222) 12/16/2014 at 20:58 • Filed to: Happy Chanukah

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Have a Chag Sameach.

I know My first night was great, how's yours going?

Jayhawk Jake > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 12/16/2014 at 21:00

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I tried to make latkes, and they did not come out at all.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Jayhawk Jake 12/16/2014 at 21:00

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I have a really good recipe. I'll share it with you if you want

Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 12/16/2014 at 21:03

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I miss my Chanukah celebrating friends, ever since I moved to Germany it's been different (not even being a dick, I miss playing dreidel)

Jayhawk Jake > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 12/16/2014 at 21:03

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My mom has a good recipe. I was lazy and tried making it from the mix, which I've done successfully in the past. I think I let it thicken too long, it was just dry and gross.

It's okay, I'll go get a hashbrown at mcdonalds and some jelly donuts tomorrow morning.

ACESandEIGHTS > Jayhawk Jake 12/16/2014 at 21:12

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Baleted

ACESandEIGHTS > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 12/16/2014 at 21:13

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All I want for Chanukah is Charli xcx.

Steve in Manhattan > Jayhawk Jake 12/16/2014 at 21:18

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I've got the ingredients, but not the will. Nana's trick - grate the potatoes and onions, squeeze out the extra liquid from the mixture in a towel, and fry in hot peanut oil. Serve with applesauce and sour cream.

Steve in Manhattan > Jayhawk Jake 12/16/2014 at 21:24

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Oh, and if you think the mixture is too loose to hang together, put in an egg yolk. Standard Jewish stiffening agent.

m-b-w loves his SUBAROO > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 12/16/2014 at 21:38

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I made out pretty well, I got a trip to Detroit for the North American International Auto Show in January.

Rainbow > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 12/16/2014 at 22:30

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This looks like plastic, not clay! What is WRONG with you? D:

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Rainbow 12/16/2014 at 22:41

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Its actually ceramic.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > ACESandEIGHTS 12/16/2014 at 22:44

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Happy Chanukah

ly2v8-Brian > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 12/16/2014 at 22:48

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Maybe I'm a jerk for even mentioning it, but the Jewish holiday items on a Ford from when Henry Ford was involved struck me as interesting. He was very much an anti-Semite, and quite public about it. Interesting that these details get skipped in history class. I could go on but I wont.

By all means enjoy your Holiday!

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > ly2v8-Brian 12/16/2014 at 22:50

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I know, its kinda Ironic. Whats even more crazy; My mom wouldnt let me get a VW Type 1 because of hitler, yet she lets me get a Ford Ranger despite henry ford. I dont understand her

ly2v8-Brian > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 12/16/2014 at 22:54

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Hitler had a freaking life size portrait of Henry Ford! He practically idolized the man.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Steve in Manhattan 12/17/2014 at 01:55

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Egg yolk, Jewish viagra

Cajun Ginger > Jayhawk Jake 12/17/2014 at 03:35

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there's another lazy way to make them that works. Start with frozen hash browns. Thaw them. Add onion, matzoh meal, egg and salt.

Way easier than grating potatoes and squeezing excess moisture out.

(No. I don't know quantities. I add stuff until it looks right)

ACESandEIGHTS > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 12/17/2014 at 09:11

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Hahahaa, nice. Who knew a British teenager could sink a sick left-handed jumper while wearing a half shirt? Well, we don't know that for sure, but signs point to YES.